Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Fun calling the ATO

*spend several minutes navigating the usual inscrutable IVR*

 

*take a punt on an option because (again, as usual) none seem to fit, in the full knowledge you’ll end up in the wrong place – so why stress over what you pick…. *

 

*surprise!  wrong place!*   **transfer**

 

ATO bitch:  Hi, this is Naomi, why are you disturbing me today?

 

Me:  Hi Naomi, I’m calling about a letter I got last week that says I’ve been moved to a PAYG tax scheme.  I’m concerned that this has happened due to a one-off significant interest payment that won’t be happening again.

 

AB:  Yes, so?

 

Me:  So I’m not too enthused about the idea of paying $8,400 of PAYG tax upfront which I won’t end up owing at the end of the year.

 

AB:  You would get a refund at the end of the year.

 

Me:  That’s not the point really, is it?  I don’t see why I should be paying $2,100 a quarter to the ATO which I won’t subsequently owe because of a one-off event.

 

AB:  I’ll take some details and see if you qualify for exemption from the scheme.

 

Me:  Thank you.  (thinking: what’s this *qualify* shit???)

 

 

Finally got grudging acceptance that I wouldn’t have to pay tax upfront for incoming I won’t be earning, and then have to fight to get it back.  With, of course, no compensation for the lack of use of the money that I didn’t owe in the first place in the meantime.

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