Monday, November 28, 2016

And I wonder why?

I saw this little gem in the paper yesterday, which was a wonderful explanation of why you apparently don't want to live in San Remo at the moment.

Of the entire read, this individual stuck out:


"Teneal.... blames high unemployment and a lack of opportunities for most of the area’s problems."

Really, my dear?  You don't think that your lack of presentation, personal grooming standards, or I'm-never-getting-a-job-but-I'm-an-individual tattoos might have something to do with it?

“I’ve wanted to find work my whole life. Finding work is the hardest. There’s nothing really around here.”

If you want to find work there is work.  That involves getting up every morning, getting to work on time every day, and being productive all the time.  From the look of you, you'd be lucky to crawl out of the flophouse before the crack of 2pm, and then only because you're looking for an ice hit.

"Teneal dreamt of becoming a midwife, but an assault conviction she received ended that. Now she has her sights set on becoming a veterinarian, if only she could see a way out of her current situation."

I think you'd be well advised to set your aspirations and life goals to something a little more realistic than professional medicine, just myself.  Years of full time study and dedication just isn't what I see there, sorry.  I'm not sure I even see "would you like fries with that" to be honest, because speaking as a former fast food restaurant manager I wouldn't have you near the place.


Saturday, November 19, 2016

How to disable ads in uTorrent

How to disable ads in uTorrent (because we've now passed the threshold from tolerable to annoying):

Options > [Hold down Shift+F2] Preferences > Advanced

Set the following to disabled (depends on verion you are running):

bt.enable_pulse
gui.show_gate_explaination
gui.show_gate_notify
gui.show_notorrents_node
gui.show_plus_av_upsell
gui.show_plus_conv_upsell
gui.show_plus_upsell
gui.show_plus_upsell_nodes
offers.backup_left_rail_offer_enabled
offers.backup_sponsored_torrent_offer_enabled
offers.content_offer_autoexec
offers.left_rail_offer_enabled/left_rail_offer
offers.sponsored_torrent_offer_enabled
offers.upgrade_panel
offers.upgrade_toolbar
sponsored_torrent_offer_enabled



Thursday, November 10, 2016

Just sayin'. :)


How's that working out for you, Hillary?



Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Sorry, missed one:

Really couldn't miss this one....



And from one of the biggest, wankiest, lefty loonies of all:


I'd just like to remind everyone of this MM diatribe, which did MUCH to ensure a victory for the forces of rational thinking over corrupt corporate manipulation.  I never thought I'd thank Michael Moore for anything, but he has redeemed himself for this one.  The fact that he's appalled at the message he conveyed makes it all the funnier.

Fuck you too, Michael.  But mostly - fuck you, Shrillary.  See you in prison, bitch.

Dear Hillary supporters....









I have this to say to you:



Don't let the doorknob get you in the arse on the way out.

Oh yeah, I had $50 on The Don to win at $4.33, so fuck you even more.  :)