Muslim TV

Found this little gem in the media this morning, with suggestions for muslim TV shows:

Bacon bad

Dude, where's my camel?

Malcolm in the middle east

How I Arranged to Meet Your Mother

Sects in the City

The Love Goat

Third Iraq From The Sun

Pimp my Riyadh

Hamid and Stacey

Everybody Loves Rayyan

Ramadan-cing with the stars

Sharia Law and Order

Suicide Squad

Married to Children

The Big Bang Reality

How I Beheaded Your Mother

Game of Drones

Parks and Reincarnation

Family Chais

Of course, I can't possibly post that without also invoking the classic Taliban TV programme guide:

6.00   G-Had TV. Morning prayers.

8.30   Talitubbies. Talitubbies say "Ah-ah". Dipsy and Tinky-Winky repair a Stinger missile launcher.

9.00   Incoherent shouts of Praise. More prayers.

11.00  Jihad's Army. The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion repulse another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels.

12.00  Ready, Steady, Jihad! Celebrities make lethal devices out of everyday objects.

12.30  Panoramadan. The programme reports on America's attempts to take over the world.

13.30  Xena: Modestly dressed Housewife. Xena stays at home and does some cooking.

14.00  Only Fools and Camels. Dhal-Boy offloads some Chinese rocket launchers to Hamas.

14.30  Green Peter. The total number of Kalashnikovs bought by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed.

15.00  Madrasah Challenge. Two more Islamic colleges meet. Bambah Kaskhain asks the questions. 'Your starter for ten, no praying.'

15.30  I Love 629. A look back at the events of the year, including the Prophet's entry into Mecca, and the destruction of pagan idols.

16.00  Question Time. Members of the public face questions from political and religious leaders.

17.00  Koranation Street. Deirdrie faces execution by stoning for adultery.

17.30  Middle-East Enders. The entire cast is jailed for unislamic behaviour.

18.00  Holiday. The team go on pilgrimage to Mecca. Again.

18.30  Top of the Prophets. Will the Koran be No.1 for the 63,728th week running?

19.00  Who wants to be a Mujahadin? Mahmoud Tarran asks the questions. Will contestants phone a mullah, go 'inshallah', or ask the Islamic council?

20.00  FILM: Shariah's Angels. The three burkha-clad sleuths go undercover to expose an evil scheme to educate women.

21.30  Big Brother. Who will be taken out of the house and executed this week?

22.30  Shahs in their Eyes. More hopefuls imitate famous destroyers of the infidel.

23.30  They think it's Allah over. Quiz culminating in the 'don't feel the Mullah' round.

00.00  When Islams attack. Amusing footage shot secretly in mosques. The film makers were also secretly shot.

12.30  The West Bank Show. Arts programme looking at anti-Israel graffiti art in the occupied territories.

01.30  Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer.