Thursday, January 6, 2011

A plan for the improvement of English spelling

In year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet.  The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later.


Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so the "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and lear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.


Jenerally then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with lear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and lears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.  Bai lear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi  ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" - bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -tu riplais "ch", "sh" and "th" rispektivli.


Fainali xen, aafte sam 20 iears ov orxogrefl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

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