Thursday, February 19, 2015

Will someone please just get on and shoot the drug smugglers already??

Will someone please just get on and shoot the drug smugglers already??

I'm getting really tired of hearing about it, particularly the pathetic attempts at rationalisation by every bleeding heart lefty and hippie who collectively think that nobody should ever be responsible or accountable for their actions.


But they're Australians!

No actually, they're not.  They're a pair of asian immigrants who we were silly enough to grant citizenship to, and they repaid this by trying to smuggle drugs into our country.  Sorry, association officially revoked, sport.


But they're rehabilitated!

Bullshit.  For starters, how can you tell?  Because they painted a few pictures in prison?  Rehabilitation is something that can only be determined in retrospect, which comes down to letting a convicted criminal free just so you can see if they reoffend.  Great plan.  Let's do that with bank robbers and rapists too, shall we?  Does it apply to pedophiles too?  When Dennis Ferguson was released the community was happy to hound him to death, which they did.

(Note: I'm not defending Dennis Ferguson for a single second, in fact I think he's a poster child for why Australia should have capital punishment too - the prick deserved to be shot.  I mention it as a glaring example of the cynical double standards that some people hold when all of a sudden it involves them personally.)

Secondly, letting someone off their punishment for crime means there's effectively no punishment at all if they say they were sorry and they were bad and they promise not to do it again.  Gee, that's a deterrent, isn't it?  Also, bear in mind they're convicted criminals who have already committed crime - at what stage do they pay for that?

Thirdly, isn't it amazing how willing our precious duo are not to commit crime.... after they've been caught?  If they're so willing to be upstanding citizens, how about they not have committed the crime in the first place?  Would Sukumaran have voluntarily committed himself to a life of painting, and Chan to selflessly extolling the lord's word and the benefits of a saintly existence?  Bullshit.  At best they would have reaped the reward of bringing in drugs that impact the lives of many more, bought flash cars and houses, and gotten away with it.  At worst they would have done it again.

They made the choice out of free will, and actions must have consequences.


Tourists will boycott Bali!

No they won't.  Half a dozen lefty hippies and airchair activists might, and they're the glass-of-water-and-four-straws scruffy backpacker mob who wouldn't spend any amount of money worth having them as tourists anyway.  Everyone else will be back there for the same reasons in a few weeks - not that it will influence most people's travel plans anyway, because they're not smuggling drugs so frankly they don't care.


Capital punishment isn't a deterrent!

Yeah?  Says who, someone grasping for an argument?   I'll freely admit that criminals are stupid, if they were smart they wouldn't be committing crime in the first place.  Or at least they wouldn't be getting caught doing so.  This is a rubbish point of argument that depends on the fallacious view that something should only be done if it works 100% perfectly.  Sorry, but no - as long as it helps then it's worth doing, and you can't tell me that the thought of consequences of being shot doesn't deter some people from being idiots and trying to smuggle drugs in the first place.

And even if execution *doesn't* scare them off, then what precisely are we supposed to do to stop them?  What's the alternative beyond that point?  Wow, no answer - funny that.

The worst case scenario is that the least we achieve is to get rid of two people already caught smuggling drugs, and that's still two less fuckers who will ever be a problem to deal with again other than running a weed eater around the plot so it looks neat.  Lefties seem to forget that little point - it cuts right down on the recedivism rate.


They're not the ones ultimately responsible for drug smuggling taking place.

Never said they were.  Those people are smart enough to stay well away from it and not get caught.  That doesn't mean these two aren't guilty of doing something society has really, really decided we don't want them to do, and that just because we haven't caught everyone involved doesn't make an iota of difference to the fact that we should punish the ones we have.  That's the idea, remember - deterrence.  Cuts down on the attraction of being the next pair of mules, because you pay for your stupidity.  Again, worst case is it's two less mules that won't be a problem ever again - guaranteed.


The death penalty is inhumane.

The death penality is only invoked for the most serious of crimes, where society has decided that the criminal has impacted the lives of others in such a way that they don't deserve theirs any more.  Or that they can't be trusted to ever be let loose again.  These people knew full well that smuggling drugs carried the death penalty before they set out to do so, and yet they still chose to try voluntarily.  What does that say about their attitude to the rest of society?  They clearly don't care less, so what's an effective deterrent from ever stopping them from doing so again?  The answer is that if the threat of death didn't stop them, then the only way of doing so in the future is to remove their ability to do so permanently.


They were young and stupid.

Yes, they were.  But they were both adults, and in our society we convey certain rights at adulthood - the right to vote, get a licence and drive a car, purchase alcohol etc.  These rights are granted because society thinks that adults are mature enough to make decisions with an awareness of the responsibilities and consequences that come with them, and that also means accepting the responsibility when you do stupid stuff like try to smuggle drugs.

As to youth - should we have a graduated system where you're only subject to the death penalty at 30, below that you're still criminally responsible but you just get locked up in something that looks like the set of Midnight Express for the rest of your life?  Maybe below 25 you should get a smack on the botty, get told you're a naughty boy, and you don't get to play with the other children at lunch for the rest of the week.

Or we could accept that there has to be a cutoff point somewhere, and arguing that someone is just over is it bullshit, because there will always be someone just over it, and that with power to make decisions comes responsibility for actions.



Personally I'm really looking forward to reading in a week or so that they've been tidily shot.  The rhetoric in the lefty press will last about a week, the speeches by politicians will last about the same length of time (so they can convince their marginalist pinko voters to keep their snouts in the trough at the next election), and then we can all go back to normal until the next moron bogan thinks she can get away with smuggling a few kees of weed into Indonesia in a fucking boogie weed board bag.

Friday, February 13, 2015

F450 hot dogging

Just started putting my one of these together...


Thursday, February 12, 2015

Got a spare $7000?

Got a spare $7000 you're not doing much with?

What you need is a good ethernet cable.

I particularly like this bit:

Friday, February 6, 2015

King Abdullah II of Jordan

This is King Abdullah II of Jordan.




By hereditary right he is commander of his country's military forces.  He's also a combat pilot in the Royal Jordanian Air Force.  At 53 years old, he has 35 years of military service.

When one of his serving personnel was killed by the cowardly fucks who call themselves ISIS, his response was to strap on an F-16, fly in combat, and bomb their raghead arses.  55 killed including a top commander.

This is the no-tolerance response the world should be showing to this sort of bombastic, posturing bullshit.  Just kill 'em.

I like this bloke.



Friday, January 23, 2015

Lying scumbag couriers

Just had an interesting experience with a courier company.

I've been waiting for a delivery today, for which their depot promised I would be called in advance.  I'm home all day, so no real matter.

I just wandered out to get the mail and found their truck in the street, with some lumbering cretin of a driver just getting out of the cab.

Cretin driver:  Lucky you caught me, I've been ringing for 15 minutes now.

Me:  ???  Ringing what, the doorbell or my phone?

CD:  Um, the doorbell.

Me:  Yeah?  I've been in the front room of the house for the last 15 minutes, it's a security screen door and the inner door is open.  I haven't heard a single knock or ring.  Let's give it a try, shall we?  Push doorbell, and unsurprisingly the doorbell rings inside.

I sign the delivery note and off he goes.  Not worth arguing with McCretin.  I'll give their office a serve.

I pull my phone out and there's *one* missed call from 3 minutes ago, I call back and it's their depot.

Depot:  Our driver has been trying to get hold of you for 15 minutes, he called and said there was nobody home.

Me:  Really.  I've been home the entire time, the front door has been open, I've been about 10 feet from it the entire time he says he was trying, and I haven't heard a knock, a doorbell or a phone call before yours.  I just went out to get the mail because the postie went past a couple of minutes beforehand, I saw him ride past and there was no truck parked out the front then.  I also just rang the doorbell in front of him and it worked fine, and that's before falling back to a good old-fashioned knock.  So the reality is that your driver is a lying scumbag who is running late because he's skived off somewhere for a bit, and is now trying to blame me for him being late on his run so you won't bust him for it.

Depot:  Um... yeah.  We'll be having a word with him.

Me:  Good, you do that.  While you're at it, why didn't he try calling me?  Like your office promised yesterday when I confirmed the delivery timeslot?

Depot:  Um... he might not have had your phone number.

Me:  And that might be complete crap.  It's obviously available to you because you just called me on it three minutes ago, and I confirmed it with your office yesterday - christ alone would know why I had to do that though, considering I was returning the call where they *already* called me on it.

Depot:  Um...

Me:  I also saw it on the delivery note I signed to accept delivery, and I'm looking at it right now on the delivery details taped to the side of the carton he just handed me.  And he obviously has a phone, because he managed to get through to you to bullshit you that I wasn't home.  So, to reiterate, your driver is a lying scumbag, yeah?

Depot:  Um....

Me:  Um, yeah.  Have a nice day.


Saturday, January 10, 2015

Making sawdust

Spent about 6 hours today building the world's most overengineered shelf to put the handbrake's baby photography crap really expensive props on.



Did the folding bench below on christmas day - this is similar construction.  18mm marine ply with 42mm square runners.  45mm thick mounts on the walls with three 10x120mm dynabolts each because I hate bolting too hard into brick in case it crumbles.  Brackets are 300mm square 2.5mm gal steel because I was too lazy to make timber struts.

It's probably rated for small brontosaurs, I did a chin up off it and it didn't move, and that should be a fair sort of test for anything.

Next sub project will probably be to add a small sub shelf below it, level with the bottom of the wall mounts.  About 200mm wide should be a useful ledge for stuff without running my forehead into it while moving about.  I'll also do some shelves to fit into the alcoves, just a vertical up each side with shelves screwed in from the side first before fitting.  I'd like to recess the shelves a bit but no table saw, so ah well.  A small t-piece brace below each shelf should fix that without compromising too much depth.

One advantage of being ahead on points with the handbrake is you get fed, in this case a slightly culturally confused anglo-italian ploughman's, complete with some potted stilton.



Thursday, January 1, 2015

TGI Friday's Jack Daniels dipping sauce - success!

Finally got this one close to right last night after quite a few attempts.

Best used as a moderately thin dipping or drizzling sauce on steak or chicken.  Doesn't work well as a basting sauce as the sugar will burn, although you could do a glaze right at the end on ribs or wings.

Ingredients

1/2 medium onion
2 whole heads of garlic (pick the heaviest ones you can find)
1 tablespoon tabasco or other chilli sauce
1 cup pineapple juice
3/4 cup bourbon
2 cups of brown sugar
2 beef stock cubes
4 tablespoons worcestershire sauce


Put the oven on at 200°C.  Chop a bit off the root of the whole heads of garlic so they will sit upright.  Chop about 1/4" off the top so you can see the individual cloves.  Sit these on a roasting tray with a little olive oil on top and stick them into the oven to roast.  This will take about 40-45mins, you want the top quite brown so the inner is well cooked.  Pull them out to cool when done.

Finely chop or mince the onion, or grate the thing with a microplane.

I had a lousy time finding pineapple juice on new year's eve, as the shelves had been stripped to make punch.  I ended up buying a big tin of pineapple chunks and draining them.

Do not bother using good bourbon.  Buy a $30 "cooking bottle" and drink the good stuff.

It sounds like a lot of brown sugar (and it is), but it balances the pineapple juice.


Stick everything in a saucepan.  When the garlic is down to handling temperature, just turn the whole bulb upside down and squeeze hard and all the garlic will come out easily.  If it's still hot, thermonuclear garlic will remove the skin from your fingers, you have been warned.  If you get a few shreds of garlic paper in the pot don't worry about it, pick out any large bits.

Cook down about 1/2 volume, keeping it at a low boil so you've got some decent evaporation going.  Stir occasionally but it doesn't burn with the amount of liquid in there.  Make sure all the sugar is totally dissolved.  Don't get the heat too high or it will bubble over due to the sugar content foaming.  You're probably looking at around 30 mins cooking at a low boil.

When you hit 1/2 original volume, make a thin cornflour slurry of about 1-2 teaspoons of flour and a little water.  Stir well before adding so there are no lumps.  Bring back to a low boil to cook the flour out and get a nice thin syrupy consistency.  Don't reduce too far, it's a dipping sauce.  I ended up putting about a shot more bourbon in at the end to thin mine a little and put a little punch back into the flavour.  I also gave the chilli a little top up and added a dot (like a 5c dot on a spoon) of tomato ketchup for some richness.

I didn't bother straining, most of the onion and garlic had liquefied to pulp.

Seriously yum on a charred steak off the barbie, and we're having the remainder on barbecued chicken tonight.