Ever see an Ilyushin IL-76 fly with no tail?

Neither has the Iranian Air Farce.  (That's not a typo.)

This guy is a fucking whacko

... or he's decided to have some fun with the situation.  Love the last comment.

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Marketing department terms

Different terms used by marketing departments:

 

NEW – Different colour from previous model.

 

ALL NEW – Parts are not interchangeable with previous model.

 

EXCLUSIVE – Imported.

 

UNMATCHED – Almost as good as the competition's product.

 

FOOLPROOF OPERATION – Can't be adjusted.

 

ADVANCED DESIGN – The advertising agency doesn’t understand what it does.

 

IT’S HERE AT LAST – Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.

 

FIELD TESTED – Manufacturer lacks test equipment.

 

HIGH ACCURACY – Unit on which all parts fit.

 

FUTURISTIC – We can't think of any other reason why it looks the way it does.

 

REDESIGNED – Previous flaws fixed – we hope.

 

DIRECT SALES ONLY – Factory currently suing distributor.

 

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT – We finally got one to work.

 

BREAKTHROUGH – We finally figured out a use for it.

 

MAINTENANCE FREE – Sealed unit, impossible to fix.

 

MEETS ALL STANDARDS – Ours, not yours.

 

SOLID-STATE – Heavy as all hell.

 

LESS FATTENING – Now features slightly lower fat content than pig stomach lining.

 

HIGH RELIABILITY – We got one to work long enough to ship it.

 

NON-REFUNDABLE – We couldn't get one to work long enough to ship it.

 

FAT FREE – You pay for the food, but the fat itself is free.

 

Dumbarse baby names

There’s a blog I read occasionally whose write delights in monitoring trends in new baby names.  As part of it, he also picks out the real shockers, a few of which I will reproduce here.

 

Milania Alexsis.  Someone needs to stop watching "Days of our lives" quite so much.

Jamar Lee.  Father Gerald, mother..... Santana.

Deeonnie Darrielle.  Ooh, here come da ethnics.  $5 says she grows up to be a pole dancer.

Whitt Allen.  Even making allowances for dumbarse Americans, just wow.

Kason Carter.

Ceslee Faith.  That's not even a word.

Kurry Joseph.  Words fails me.

Cayson Lynn.  Double points: that's a girl.

Xavier Jerone.  Yes, that’s “Jerone” with an “n”.  Nice one, Jason and… Lajeanna.  Ah, that might explain it.

Jabraylon Jhon.  (Fuck me.  No, Jhon is not misspelt)  Then again, his mother Niesha's name might give an insight into his ethnic heritage.

Aiden Waine.  Parents Patric (???) and Kasey.

Jayme Alyise.  So graced by Jamaker and Amber.  I’ll presume Jamaker is the male.

Kinsley A’londen.   What the…

Ahna’Lynn Rae’chelle.  Ooh, ethnic alert.

Jay’cee Darelle Lee.  Possibly not a surprise considering the parent's names are Hilton and Helisha.  Along with little Ahna’Lynn, more pole dancers I expect.

Fail.

Absobloodylutely amazing

Is there anything these slime sucking scum of the earth will no turn to in order to push their poison on society?

The sooner we expunge this revolting practice from the face of the earth, the better.

Now that's one hell of a photo

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