Different terms used by marketing departments:
NEW – Different colour from previous model.
ALL NEW – Parts are not interchangeable with previous model.
EXCLUSIVE – Imported.
UNMATCHED – Almost as good as the competition's product.
FOOLPROOF OPERATION – Can't be adjusted.
ADVANCED DESIGN – The advertising agency doesn’t understand what it does.
IT’S HERE AT LAST – Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.
FIELD TESTED – Manufacturer lacks test equipment.
HIGH ACCURACY – Unit on which all parts fit.
FUTURISTIC – We can't think of any other reason why it looks the way it does.
REDESIGNED – Previous flaws fixed – we hope.
DIRECT SALES ONLY – Factory currently suing distributor.
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT – We finally got one to work.
BREAKTHROUGH – We finally figured out a use for it.
MAINTENANCE FREE – Sealed unit, impossible to fix.
MEETS ALL STANDARDS – Ours, not yours.
SOLID-STATE – Heavy as all hell.
LESS FATTENING – Now features slightly lower fat content than pig stomach lining.
HIGH RELIABILITY – We got one to work long enough to ship it.
NON-REFUNDABLE – We couldn't get one to work long enough to ship it.
FAT FREE – You pay for the food, but the fat itself is free.
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