Monday, March 18, 2013

Redneck horoscope of the day

Your current influences are Mars, Pluto and the bean burrito you ate last night, which may explain why people are giving you a wide berth.
It’s a new day and time to stay open to new experiences, unless they involve petrol, dynamite and that cousin on your mother’s side that walks funny.
Lucky words for the week are: pre-shredded cheese, beer bong, fly swatter, puddin’ time and hoobastank.

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