Women do not think its as funny as you do when you take your iPad to the bog and refer to it as an iCrap.
Occupying a steel and concrete shed with small squealing children for any length of time is a poor idea.
Karcher pressure blasters not only hurt feet, but they take toenails off before you can say “FUC…” too.
Large plant pots should not be painted in the presence of small inquisitive pugs. Unless you don’t mind your black pug with contrasting sandstone coloured whiskers, anyway.
Women don’t regard it as a much of an achievement as you do when you manage to do a beer burp and fart simultaneously.
No matter what you get done around the place, women will always have three or four jobs more lined up for you.
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