Another day, another idiot who doesn't know their own e-mail address

Dear Jackie *********, Welcome to Costcutters. To log in when visiting our site just click Login or My Account at the top of every page, and then enter your e-mail address and password. Use the following values when prompted to log in: E-mail: *********@gmail.com Password: 250679                 ß Oooh, ooh! When you log in to your account, you will be able to do the following: ·         – Proceed through checkout faster when making a purchase ·         – Check the status of orders ·         – View past orders ·         – Make changes to your account information ·         – Change your password ·         – Store alternative addresses (for shipping to multiple family members and friends!) If you have any questions about your account or any other matter, please feel free to contact us at sales@costcutters.com.au or by phone at (03) 9568-6400.

Thank you again, Costcutters

 

 

And yet again the thundering herd of stupidity continues, with our nimrod of the day not being able to determine their own e-mail address.

 

Note the über-secure cleartext password, too.  Jackie may regret this at some stage.

 

For instance, her shipping address may now bear a remarkable similarity to that of the Craigieburn Fish and Chip Shop, as opposed to her more normal residence in Geelong.

 

She may also have another order in the system for a spindle of blank DVDs, 12 pairs of elbow-length leather welder’s gloves, and more bog rolls than she’s likely to need for quite some time (or indeed that anything short of a small lorry can deliver in one go) – although I suspect she might get through a couple fairly quickly after the order arrives.