The Government has refused proper health care to many elderly citizens due to their advancing years. It is a worrying problem for many but help is at hand.
Join the new free care plan today. If you are 65 years or older, you can apply. All new members will receive a gun and four rounds of ammo.
You are allowed to shoot two MP's, one Centerlink employee, and just to be sure of a long sentence, someone you really don't like and think the world could do without. Daryl Somers comes to mind, or Eddie McGuire. That sort of thing.
As part of the plan, you will leave enough evidence to make sure you are caught and in due course will be sent to prison with a life sentence.
There you will get a safe central heated or Air conditioned environment, three meals a day, lots of company, free TV and an assortment of games plus - most importantly - all the health care you need!
New teeth needed? No problem.
New glasses? They'll be provided.
New hip, knees, kidney, lung, heart? They're all covered too.
And who will pay for all of this? The same government that told you they cannot afford your current health care.
And as an added bonus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay income tax anymore!
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