Monday, June 2, 2014

Modern deadly sins

I see the Vatican has had nothing better to do with their time than update their current list of deadly sins.

Personally I think they're as off base and irrelevant to the modern world as ever. Here's a real list of modern sins:

Still using a Yahoo or Hotmail e-mail address.
Having Bing set as your home page.
Use of the reply all function with thinking.
Having used Geocities. Ever.
Having used Incredimail. Ever.
Production of a motherboard BIOS that is not automatically enabled for USB keyboard support.
Not seeding.
Wearing of Crocs, for any reason.
Not picking up dog shit when you walk the pets.
Thinking Facebook is important.
Making duck faces when having your photo taken.
Selfies. Ever.

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