A federal bank with a sense of humour?

Or at least their web programmers, anyway.

Go here http://www.bankofcanada.ca/banknotes/banknote150/ and enter the Konami code.

Vale John Clarke

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-10/john-clarke-dies-aged-68/8430174

See ya, John.  You were a brilliant satirist.

Embedding gfycat GIFs

Just an aide memoir to how to do this, it was enough of a pain to figure out once.

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Reset the clock

You know, it would be nice if we could just get through ONE week without a raghead muslim terrorist act, you know?

CCTV of the cultural enrichment in progress:



And the aftermath.  How's that open-door immigration policy working out for you, Sweden?

Overentitled prat of the day

You wouldn't think it was possible for most BMW drivers to be bigger knobs, but yes it can be done.

Note the TWO reserved car park spaces.

Reset the clock...

Another day, another terror attack.  Three people killed with a vehicle, the driver stabbed a police officer before someone could put a couple of bullets into the prick.

Who would do such a thing?

Surprise!

Vault 7 dump

Anyone see these?  Just for posterity, you understand.

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_46628880.html
https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_13762756.html

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