I am absofuckinglutely gobsmacked.
Some space cadet found the $5,000 fully automatic coffee machine upstairs out of beans, and couldn’t quite locate the two whole cartons of beans stored in the cabinet the machine sits on. So what was their dumb arse response?
(a) Go out and buy beans
(b) Try to use coffee grounds
(c) Fill the machine to the brim with a tin of powered instant coffee then fire it up.
Lock in C, Eddie.
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