There are only twelve times in history when the work “fuck” has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
1. “What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?” — Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
2. “What the @#$% was that?” – Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945
3. “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?” — Custer, 1877
4. “Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.” — Einstein, 1938
5. “It does so @#$%ing look like her!” – Picasso, 1926
6. “How the @#$% did you work that out?” – Pythagoras, 126 BC
7. “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?” – Michelangelo, 1566
8. “Where the @#$% are we?” – Amelia Earhart, 1937
9. “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my arse!” – Noah, 4314 BC
10. “Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?” – Bill Clinton, 1998
11. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this @%#*^ing mad.” – Saddam Hussein, 2002
And the newest addition to the list is…..
12. “I need a SEAL in my house like I need a @%#*^ing hole in my head.” – Osama Bin Laden, 2011
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