Heisenburg and Schrodinger are driving down the road when they get pulled over by a cop.
The cop says to Heisenburg, who is driving, "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenburg replies "no, but I know exactly where I am!" The cop says "well, this is a 60 zone and you were doing 75." Heisenburg says "oh great, now we're lost!"
The cop then goes to the back of the car, opens the boot and says "Do you guys know you have a dead cat back here?" To which Schrodinger replies "we do now, asshole!"
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