New way to piss the handbrake off

Go out and wash the hounds first up in the morning (before every other pest ties up the pet wash station for hours cleaning their long haired newfoundland or whatever).

Get home and "helpfully" chuck all the dog drying towels, washers etc into the washing machine, plus their stinky bed blanket.

Now, very quietly, run around and collect all of the hand and dish towels in the place and hide them.

When the handbrake discovers this and asks where they are, say there was still some room in the washing machine so you bunged them in too.

Observe reaction.